Batman’s lessons for Big Baby

…apologies…

 

I think I respect Big Baby Davis a little bit less for caving.  Don’t apologize for exuberance.  I think Glen should have demanded an apology from that 12-year-old boy for interfering with his celebration of A GAME WINNING BUZZER BEATER IN THE PLAYOFFS.

 

…Also…I think the dad should get punched in the baby maker parts for shamelessly using his son to just get his own name on ESPN, and for suggesting that Glen ‘Big Baby’ Davis has no regard for fan safety.  He’s fat!  His momentum is very difficult to stop!  It isn’t as though he hit your son with a haymaker, just be thankful that he didn’t Yokozuna your son.

 

Re: Terminator Salvation

Christian Bale should have yelled more at the director of photography Shane Hurlbut.  Pricks who walk through scenes and don’t think for one fucking second are the scum of the world, and I only love Bale more for having the proper scrote fortitude to stand up for misfortuned and starving actors around the globe.

 

The director even said that he didn’t want to censor his performers.  They need to feel free to express themselves without fear of publicly facing questions about their emotions.

 

…see, David Stern should take this same stance.  Big Baby is going to miss his next buzzer beater attempt now because he’ll be thinking about censoring his celebration instead of tickling the twine.